teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy
0nehundred-sleepless-nights: clovesroses: christmasat-hogwarts: Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has...
skype-pirate: augustcasper: the best feeling is when you make a joke and people just respond with your name
warrior-knight: adrians: it’s 4am and I just woke up to go to the toilet and the lights were all off and I was groggy and I looked downstairs and there was someone stood at the bottom and I shouted and nearly pissed myself on the spot but when I turned the light on and looked closer it was just an ernie hat and a coat on the bannister fuck you ernie I nearly messed myself because of you ...
Me: I like that
Me: *looks at price tag*
Me: I don't like that anymore